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Category Archives: Humour
Happiness
happiness, I’ve heard it said can keep a soul from their deathbed and so I think that I might smile just to keep death at bay a while
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Ode to life’s chances
I think that I’m a failure ‘cos I can’t win the game; I get the Tatslotto numbers wrong, no matter where I aim. I thought I was a winner but it seems I’m meant to fail, And without it how’ll … Continue reading
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The Gumboots of Godliness
I walked upon the water but my socks got very wet so I guess if that’s enlightenment, I haven’t got there yet. Maybe I just need gumboots to keep the damp at bay; maybe it’s just the gumboots that are … Continue reading
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My advertisement for camp beds (or Arm a geddon tired)
If you think it’s coming from the sky and, “Oh no!” we’re gonna die; that constant fear of Armageddon means that we will all be dead on a certain date or a certain day whether it’s fate or for sins … Continue reading
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Happiness
Happiness, I’ve heard it said can keep a soul from their deathbed and so I think that I might smile to keep death at bay for a while.
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The End Is Nigh!!!
Someone told me the world would end on a day not very far and in my heart that fact did leave a deep and deadly scar. Because, you see, if it is true and this old man should die I’m … Continue reading
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Humorphobia
I was at a rally yesterday and misread a “No Homophobia” badge as “No Humorphobia” this set me to thinking that maybe that is a campaign this world needs too: Humorphobia some folk would say is the greatest crime there … Continue reading
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Alzheimer’s Way (or Ode To My Zip)
Alzheimer’s Way (or Ode To My Zip) This zip of mine has problems – it always gets undone as if it thinks what’s in there just needs a bit of sun. It seems that when I look down, it’s always there … Continue reading
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Poetry competitions
I was looking at a ‘humour’ poetry competition today and thinking about entering it so on the 20 minute bus ride from my work to the train station I decided to jot down a few words. This is the result: … Continue reading
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A State of Mind
Laughter is a state of mind where Angels love to tread, And laughter tells the folk around Gods true word you’ve read, and deep within that wondrous song comes true healing art The sound of Angels ringing bells peels up … Continue reading
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Two Dawns (written to celebrate Spring)
A flower opening with the Dawn; the beauty of a land newborn. Its petals open, kiss the sky inviting bee and butterfly to sup on nectar, Oh so sweet so other flowers they can meet. Then one more flower meets … Continue reading
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Bye Bye
I’ve written rhymes that are just dumb As I sit here on my big fat bum Pontificating how I feel Until your poor minds simply reel From trying to make sense of it all Like strange graffiti on a wall … Continue reading
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A short ditty
just a short ditty meant to say how this old bloke feels today as my mood goes down at times I like to write my silly rhymes it helps me know just what is real and understand the things I … Continue reading
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Alzheimer’s Way (or Ode To My Zip)
This zip of mine has problems – it always gets undone as if it thinks what’s in there just needs a bit of fun. It seems that when I look down, it’s always there agape; the cage is always open … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Life, Mental Health
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