I walked upon the water but my socks got very wet
so I guess if that’s enlightenment, I haven’t got there yet.
Maybe I just need gumboots to keep the damp at bay;
maybe it’s just the gumboots that are the pious way.
I never liked my gumboots; they’re silly floppy things
but maybe I should try them, if they’ll earn my Angel wings.
Then when I walk upon a cloud with wings and holy shit
my socks will always be quite dry; no dampness – not a bit!