Category Archives: Humour

Kiss My Arse!

Posted on June 6, 2025 by a foolhardy florilegium

All politicians, kiss my arse; you really are a shitty class. You claw and crawl to get your way and we all lose at end of day. You are the lowest, lowest form; an insult to the human norm. I … Continue reading →

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Who?

Posted on August 13, 2024 by a foolhardy florilegium

There’s only one in light of day. They follow me where ever I go; they’re always with me this I know. Sometimes one and sometimes more tonight I counted there were four. Always one comes from the moon; he walks … Continue reading →

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Anthem of Big Pharma

Posted on April 8, 2023 by a foolhardy florilegium

These days everybody’s something; that’s the way it goes; nobody can be healthy from their head down to their toes. Every one is a disorder for which there’ll be some pill; nobody can be healthy ‘cos we’re in some way … Continue reading →

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Musings on politics

Posted on September 7, 2021 by a foolhardy florilegium

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum think they make the world go “Hum” but really all the Tweedles do is mess things up for me and you. So listen not to what they say as in their sandpits they do play. … Continue reading →

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Anal retention & Humour

Posted on February 21, 2021 by a foolhardy florilegium

There’s not much don’t fitwithin humour or wit‘cept amongst those who tryto make humour diewith sphincters so tightthat nothing is right.those folk with their buttall clamped firmly shutso the farts can’t get out,but just fly all aboutdown deep in their … Continue reading →

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The Final Joke

Posted on October 28, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

Life is simply death not done a race that’s run but never won. The toil of moving through each day thinking there’s no better way. To finally die is a release; at last a soul that’s left in peace. My … Continue reading →

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A Bitter Brew

Posted on October 19, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

Without laughter there are only tears as I look around at all life’s fears. I feel the Planet’s deep distress at what we’ve done – this bloody mess. And so my humour bubbles up to overflow my sadness cup. I … Continue reading →

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Sacred Clown

Posted on June 26, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

Is that a boundary I see or a new vista just for me; a new world where I can be free. Seems to me it’s all the same; at end of day, what’s in a name. Mayhaps it is the … Continue reading →

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Goodnight

Posted on May 16, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

And now, to you folk one and all, I think I hear my pillow call and so it’s time I’m off to bed; I feel I need to rest my head. It’s Winter time, the night is long and in … Continue reading →

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Finally

Posted on May 1, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

Looking back across the Journey that brought me to this place I’m kinda glad I’ve led the life that helped me find this grace. I’m finally feeling worthy (well on the better days) and I like the way my mind … Continue reading →

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A Sonnet

Posted on March 27, 2019 by a foolhardy florilegium

In the garden where I roam Elves and Pixies make their home. Many insects there abide under leaves where they can hide from those great big hunting things; some with claws and some with wings. The aphids are my biggest … Continue reading →

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The Play

Posted on September 15, 2018 by a foolhardy florilegium

There is a straight and narrow path some tell me I should take, But I know that if I go that way my Spirit soon will break. Then I’ll be just another drone in this land of living dead; No … Continue reading →

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A Little Poem Of Tarts by Sophie Fletcher

Posted on September 15, 2018 by a foolhardy florilegium

You can get all sorts of tarts Making them is one of the arts Lemon, jam and berry too Though I don’t think there is one of poo Some are plastic some are real Some even taste of orange peel … Continue reading →

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Lamentations of a Failing Ego

Posted on July 3, 2018 by a foolhardy florilegium

It happens more and more as time goes by and sometimes it could make an old bloke cry. You get on the train and there’s no empty seat but you spy a cute chick who you’d like to meet. Then … Continue reading →

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Social Etiquette

Posted on May 5, 2018 by a foolhardy florilegium

In the world of social etiquette I never get it right; I open up my mouth and my brain takes off in fright. But really, at the end of day I just say what I think even if, at times, … Continue reading →

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