Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

think they make the world go “Hum”

but really all the Tweedles do

is mess things up for me and you.

So listen not to what they say

as in their sandpits they do play.

Dum Dee Dum DeeDum Dum Dum.

On politics I’d have to note

none of them are worth our vote.

Self interest it would seem to me

is where their hearts would really be;

“Vote for me so I can please

those who my palm do greaze.”

The powerplays we find these days,

the thieving and conniving ways.

‘Politics’ I’ve heard them say

is a game we all should play.

But fuck ’em!