Anal retention & Humour

There’s not much don’t fit
within humour or wit
‘cept amongst those who try
to make humour die
with sphincters so tight
that nothing is right.
those folk with their butt
all clamped firmly shut
so the farts can’t get out,
but just fly all about
down deep in their bowel
and occasionally howl
‘cos jokes long held down
can cause one to drown
in methane so thick
it can make one sick
or simply explode
to get rid of that load.

About a foolhardy florilegium

Nullius addictus iurare in verba magistri, quo me cumque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes.
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