Category Archives: Nonsensiliosity

On Streams & Dreams

Posted on January 28, 2019 by

Much water, many bridges and the tides of time do change; the world goes topsy turvy and it looks all kinda strange. I saw it floating past one day, the future that is past; it bobbed round in the current … Continue reading →

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A Little Poem Of Tarts by Sophie Fletcher

Posted on September 15, 2018 by

You can get all sorts of tarts Making them is one of the arts Lemon, jam and berry too Though I don’t think there is one of poo Some are plastic some are real Some even taste of orange peel … Continue reading →

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The Man In The Moon

Posted on July 23, 2018 by

If the man in the moon comes down to play will we all wish that he’d go away? People tell me he’ll come soon; that magical person in the moon. They show me pictures of ‘secret bases’ and up on … Continue reading →

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Response to A Meme’s Lament

Posted on November 11, 2017 by

Well fuck you Meme; I hate your type you fill my life with meaningless tripe. I hope you die, you worthless post; I’ll rejoice when you give up the ghost. The only sadness your death will cause will pass with … Continue reading →

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I Write

Posted on November 19, 2016 by

There’s times I write of nothing, when nothing’s to be writ but other times I start to write and think on it a bit. It’s then I find the reason I first put ink on the page; for this lowly … Continue reading →

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Spelling

Posted on October 20, 2016 by

I once knew a man who could spell, and he could do it very well. He’d spell words that were quite long; he knew where each letter did belong. It’s most obvious that he was old ‘cos he spelled word … Continue reading →

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Ostanenie

Posted on July 7, 2015 by

Ostanenie A word that many would never use, prefer to lose or just excuse. But it’s meaning’s clear if we hold it near it’ll help us steer a path through the grime of space and time, reaching heights sublime. So it … Continue reading →

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FARTOLOGIST

Posted on June 8, 2015 by

I am a true fartologist, I let them out all day The way I let those farts rip My butt cheeks they do flay The methane I’m releasing Could warm the planet wide And if you’ve got a nose that … Continue reading →

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My Fifty Shades of Grey

Posted on March 2, 2015 by

Been there and now I’m over it, those fifty shades of grey; really, what’s the fuss about, we all get old one day. I used to be a mousy brown, then grey bits did appear; pretty soon those grey bits … Continue reading →

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Sophie’s Nose

Posted on February 22, 2015 by

My little Sophie has a nose when she has a cold it’s like a rose but mostly it’s a kind of brown with wrinkles if she wears a frown. A pretty button twixt her eyes, tears run down it when … Continue reading →

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Did I die?

Posted on February 20, 2014 by

The letter said “Just a quick note, It seems you drowned, you silly goat! You drowned; your body floating round, your bloated carcass, a farting sound of noxious gas escaped from you; the ‘stench of death’ so they all knew … Continue reading →

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The Wisdom of my Age

Posted on October 21, 2013 by

I just realised today’s today and not some other time, and so I’ll sit down with my pen and write a little rhyme. I’ll make it deep and meaningful like all good odes should be; I’ll just take a jumbled … Continue reading →

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Sophie’s a galloot

Posted on August 2, 2013 by

Sophie’s a galloot and I love her so. Sophie’s a galloot and I love her you know. Sophie’s a galloot and she’s also funny. Sophie’s a galloot and she’s my little honey.

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Where am I?

Posted on July 13, 2013 by

Just yesterday my life was here; now I find it over there. It doesn’t matter where I am, I find I’m never there. Now suddenly, it’s where I am; a place I’ve never been. I find that I am standing … Continue reading →

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The Echidna’s Tale

Posted on January 8, 2013 by

The Echidna with his nose so long Sounded funny when he sang a song And “Happy Birthday” he did sing To a tiny Budgy on the wing He joined the party, spikes and all Balloons were popping, wall to wall … Continue reading →

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