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Category Archives: Humour
In Sanity
Sometimes I can’t but wonder why there are no diamonds in my sky. Has Lucy lost her way again; I tell you she can be a pain. At times I’m trapped in sanity; trapped in a world that is not … Continue reading
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The All Seeing Eye
Remember The All Seeing Eye floating somewhere in the sky. It remembers all we say and do; it knows the secrets of me and you. It never sleeps, it has no heart, no love for that which we call art. … Continue reading
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An Epitath
Here lies The Hound, worm eaten, horey old carcass weather beaten. His timely passing won’t be noted by the bastards for whom he voted. So why in hell did he even try when he knew he surely would die? Why … Continue reading
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Ramblings on Xmas
That god bloke floating up on high sent his son down here to die. To cleanse us of our ‘sins’ it’s said and so we killed the bugger dead but still at Xmas time each year we celebrate, with lots … Continue reading
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The Midnight Oil
It happens more and more as time goes by and sometimes it could make an old bloke cry. I’ll get on the train and there’s no empty seat but I spy a cute chick who I’d like to meet. Then … Continue reading
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Response to A Meme’s Lament
Well fuck you Meme; I hate your type you fill my life with meaningless tripe. I hope you die, you worthless post; I’ll rejoice when you give up the ghost. The only sadness your death will cause will pass with … Continue reading
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A Meme’s Lament
“Please ‘Like’ me?” begged the Facebook page; showing it’s true developmental age. “I need some ‘Liking’ or I’m not here; please click the box, make your love clear.” “Without your love, I’ll lose my rating; if it’s not love it … Continue reading
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My Thanks
To that man I bow my head; through all the words that I have read ‘tis Leunig who has shone a light on all things that I know are right. ‘Tis Leunig who with every Ode leads me down one … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Life, Love, Mental Health, Mindfulness, Peace
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Flaccidity Ditty
I really hate the flatlands, when I’m looking for some fun. I’m looking for a river that has some rapids I can run. I just got myself a new toy and I want to try it out, But flaccid little … Continue reading
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Sophie’s Sense Of Humour
She has a sense of humour there, has that joyous child of mine. Oh so often when I hear it, I think “what’s mine is thine”. Perhaps she’ll be a poet where ridiculousity rules. Her ‘different’ sense of humour might … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humour, Life
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” I say it all the time, but exactly how would you say it if you were using mime? How would you express its meaning with gesturing alone? It would be like scientifically explaining just how hearts have flown, or … Continue reading
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Wisdom’s Flow
I knew a man who knew a man who knew a man who new but really not a one of them knew what they should really do, so they just sat around all day and told each other tall tales … Continue reading
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The Princess and the TV
The Princess in the house is married; to the box with a screen she is wed. ‘When she presses the magic ‘ON’ button it’s like the rest of the world is all dead. She stares at that screen as in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humour, Kid's Poetry, Mental Health
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Chickens
This is an ode to the poor headless bird; a fowl often seen that never is heard. It’s as though there is one reason alone that this poor creature has ever grown. It’s here to feed us, this hapless chick; … Continue reading
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Santa Time
Christmas time is here again; that time when parent’s go insane. A strange man sneaks into our home dressed like a demented garden gnome. We tell our children it’s alright; strange men loitering in the night. Tomorrow night it’s Stranger … Continue reading
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