If the man in the moon comes down to play

will we all wish that he’d go away?

People tell me he’ll come soon;

that magical person in the moon.

They show me pictures of ‘secret bases’

and up on mars gigantic faces.

Perhaps he’s real, I just don’t care

‘cos I’m down here and he’s up there.

And if, one day he should visit me,

I’ll ask if he’s friendly – then we’ll see.