I walked upon the water but my socks got very wet

so I guess if that’s enlightenment, I haven’t got there yet.

Maybe I just need gumboots to keep the damp at bay;

maybe it’s just the gumboots that are the pious way.

I never liked my gumboots; they’re silly floppy things

but maybe I should try them, if they’ll earn my Angel wings.

Then when I walk upon a cloud with wings and holy shit

my socks will always be quite dry; no dampness – not a bit!