Recognizing the Queen does farts,
that’s really where the whole thing starts.
Mindful, shmindful, big word crap;
her bum is like a farting tap.
Recognize we’re all the same;
playing the “Humanity Game”.
I’m not an island, not “me” but “we”;
forever imprisoned but always free.
Self-compassion some would say
is recognizing life’s that way.
Accept the pain as nothing more
than what the whole wide world has bore.
So I’ll be Mindful any day;
accept her arse just blows away.
Doin’ Stuff stuff