They tell me Trump’s gone mad again;
he’s threatened us one and all.
He’s determined his is the biggest,
so all others must be quite small.

It’s challenged Donnie’s ego;
another nutbag’s got a nuke.
and challenged Donnie’s manhood
(the thought of which makes me puke).

But now it’s manhood measuring time!
they’ve got their measuring sticks;
to show the world who’s really boss
they’ll display their nuclear pricks.

A nuclear pissing competition
by two tiny, but powerful peni.
But no matter who’s survives it all
it’s the innocent who always die.