I wrote this in 2016 but someone close to me said it fitted with today just as well.

We the land ungoverned humbly beseech you silly twits
please get on with the job at hand, you’re giving us the shits!
Consensus had been reached I feel, from all us folk out here;
please get heads out of your butts and get things into gear.
‘Cos really this is woeful and it’s very plain for all to see
as for making good decisions; you couldn’t make a cup of tea!
So why not just go home and sulk, as all you buggers do
and tell us why it’s someone else’s fault, ‘cos you do that too.
Each night upon my telly there’s shows I want to see
I don’t want to see your ugly mugs saying “’It wasn’t me!”
‘Cos you’ve spent years stuffing it up, the land and sea and air
and then you act all innocent like “I wasn’t even there”.
We pay you to run the country (although into the ground)
and the last thing we want to hear is that whining sound
that emanates from Pollies when they don’t get their way
so get your arses in your seats and earn your bloody pay!!